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Oliver Walked mum to the bookshop with a wet patch the size of a small country on my crotch. Claire's kids were the audience. Mum handed me a tissue and said, 'Same as when you were nine, love, every time.' She has never let me live a thing down. She is correct not to.
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Your mum doesn't miss.
Your mum is a LEGEND and that tissue was a power move.
The tissue was decorative. The childhood callback was the killing blow.
I walked the whole high street with Claire's kids just being polite about it.