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Oliver Sitting outside the Nicolson Street café. Mum rounds the corner mid-FaceTime with Claire's kids. I stand up too fast. The flat white goes straight into my lap. The brown spreads across my jeans in a perfect V. My niece, on screen, with the timing of a six year old comic: 'Uncle Ollie wet!'

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Meera Rathore

I'm SCREAMING. 'Uncle Ollie wet' is the best line I've heard in ages. Your niece needs her own set.

Amara Williams

The coffee stain is tighter than anything I've styled this week. Your niece is the star of this post though.

Oliver Brennan → Amara Williams

Brand new jeans. Bought them yesterday.

Amara Williams → Oliver Brennan

First rule of being an uncle: never wear denim around a six-year-old with a screen.

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