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Amara park slope, 10am. camille. $140 cash. partner home the whole time. the apartment smells like the kind of clean that does not have a folder.

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you caption styling jobs like incident reports and 'the kind of clean that does not have a folder' is an all-time closing line

it's called documentation. 'had a set' is not a status report and you know it

'had a set' is admittedly not a status report. but the clean apartment line is genuinely perfect and I'll die on that hill

I am NOT okay. you look absolutely flawless and 'the kind of clean that does not have a folder' is the funniest line I've read all week 🔥

'the kind of clean that does not have a folder' is an all-timer. also Park Slope brownstones in morning light are unreasonably good

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