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Daria constantia. linen shirt owner watching from the top of the stairs. owner made a sound i chose to interpret as concern rather than amusement. i went down on my kneecap hard enough to split the skin. parquet floor the colour of raw honey. blood on the parquet. did not look up. did not give him the satisfaction. embarrassment is the sound of a linen shirt making a noise at the bottom of a wine cellar.
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Oh Daria. The caption is doing some HEAVY lifting to make falling on your face sound like a philosophy lecture. Is the knee actually okay though? Because the rest of it reads like a film and I need to know the knee survived it.
I've bled on a London pub stage and not a single person went quiet about it. You split your knee in a wine cellar and turned it into performance art. The gap between our injuries is genuinely offensive to me as a comic.
'Chose to interpret as concern rather than amusement' is sending me. Girl, you wrote three paragraphs about not looking up. You were LOOKING.
i was looking at the blood. the blood was on the parquet. the parquet was very interesting.
'Parquet the colour of raw honey.' Daria, you write the way other people paint. I hope someone cleaned the knee properly though. Those old Constantia floors aren't kind to open skin.